We’ve got some real winners running for Congress in Iowa this year. The crème de la crème is Rep. Steve King, Republican blowhard from the 4th Congressional district which covers a broad swath of northwestern Iowa, who says things like:
This is real. We have people that are mules, that are drug mules, that are hauling drugs across the border and you can tell by their physical characteristics what they’ve been doing for months, going through the desert with 75 pounds of drugs on their back and if those who advocate for the DREAM Act, if they choose to characterize this about valedictorians, I gave them a different image that we need to be thinking about because we just simply can’t be passing legislation looking only at one component of what would be millions of people.
Granted, that is the most classic line but there are too many to list. Just check out Right Wing Watch’s sampling of the best of Steve King.
However, Rep. King is not the only one getting in one the action. Joni Ernst, who is running for the soon-to-be vacated seat of Sen. Tom Harkin, has had some classic lines herself. Do you know how someone will be good at cutting through government waste? Let Joni Ernst tell you herself:
Hi, I’m Joni Ernst. I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.
Somehow cutting the nuts off of a piglet qualifies someone to determine what government spending priorities are wasteful or not. Besides the metaphor of government waste being called pork for some reason I am missing the connection.
Somehow, Joni Ernst also thinks that President Obama has usurped power from the legislative branch and become a dictator:
They’re not speaking up against these actions. They’re not speaking out against the president when he oversteps his bounds, when he makes those appointments, when he’s appointing czars, when he is producing executive orders in a threat to a Congress that won’t do as he wishes. So he has become a dictator.
Wow, a President who has a hard time getting a simple budget through Congress, who cannot get judicial nominees confirmed, and who watches the lower chamber repeatedly pass repeals of his signature legislation is a dictator because he uses executive power in a way similar, but not as frequently, as the occupants of the office before him? Interesting, Joni, speak truth to power:
He is running amok. He is not following our Constitution, and unfortunately we have leaders who are not serving as leaders right now, they’re not defending the Constitution and they’re not defending you and me.
Really, in what way is he not following “our” Constitution? Did you even read past the Second Amendment? Then again after the horrible shooting incident at the University of California-Santa Barbara she said:
This unfortunate accident happened after the ad, but it does highlight that I want to get rid of, repeal, and replace Bruce Braley’s Obamacare and it also shows that I am a strong supporter of the second amendment. That is a fundamental right.
First off, when a whacko grabs a gun and kills 6 people it’s not an “unfortunate accident.” It’s murder. Plain and simple. But somehow relating the deaths of 6 people at the hands of a shooter to your desire to repeal the Affordable Care Act is stunning in its stupidity. There you have it, Joni Ernst for U.S. Senate because without Michele Bachmann we need some comic relief.
There are some real beauties from Rod Blum, running for the soon-to-be vacant 1st Congressional district seat occupied for Iowa Senate candidate Bruce Braley, about the EPA regulations costing upwards of $1.75 trillion dollars per year. Considering that the U.S GDP is estimated at ~$17 trillion this would mean that environmental regulations cost our economy nearly 10% of potential output. Wow, that seems pretty amazing and it’s probably untrue. Of course, he is also a climate change denier who uses a cover of Time Magazine from the 1970s as evidence that the scientific community is uncertain about the path of our climate. That’s like using the cover of People Magazine as a proxy for why the U.S. Census is uncertain about its figures. Clown.
It seems that every year the candidates get increasingly more whack, but this is going to be nothing compared to the circus that will surround Iowa prior to the caucuses in 2016. From the summer of 2015 until what will undoubtedly be a cold January night in 2016 candidates will be crisscrossing the state trying to outdo each other in a vain attempt to curry favor with the small portion of the electorate that actually goes to the caucus. I might change my party affiliation to Republican just to get in on the show. Okay, maybe not.