This is getting to become a trend. My monthly Nomadik subscription box comes in the mail and I forget to write anything about it for at least two or three weeks. My bad.
The problem is that I am not really getting a lot enjoyment out of what is coming in these boxes. This month’s box—the theme is “camp kitchen”—really seems like someone was mailing it in over at Nomadik. It is as if someone called up Sierra Trading Post or the guys running Sports Authority’s bankruptcy liquidation and said, “I need to fill a couple of hundred boxes with some kind of outdoorsy stuff. What have you got collecting dust over there?”
Here is what you get when that is the question.
If you have not seen BananaGrams yet you have probably been playing too many games of Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity or whatever else it is that people play when they are not on their phones playing Candy Crush. I guess it is a good game for people who like to travel since it comes in a fun banana shaped bag and requires little more than a flat surface to play upon.
As with some inclusions in prior months I already have a BananaGrams game in my collection of family friendly board games. This little bag o’ fun is heading straight to my friends’ condo in Colorado. Maybe some random weekend renters will get some use out of it. Or I will play a game with my kids over Christmas when I convince them to finally stop playing Clue. Seriously, how many times can a ten year old play Clue?
Wildo Camp-A-Box Light:
Can we finally dispense with the legend that is the spork? The spork does none of the tasks for which it is intended very well. It cannot cut anything that your teeth cannot tear apart with ease. It does not work as a spoon since one side is given over to tines and the other to an ineffective knife. It does not work as a fork because the tines are so shallow you might as well use well chewed fingernails.
Nonetheless, we all love cutesy camping gear that promises to do more than one things or that folds down into a cylinder the size of a AAA battery even if the practicality of the item is in question. Don’t believe me? Try and actually use 90% of the multi-tools available, especially the ones you see in sponsored posts on Instagram. Ugh. A few decent screwdrivers, crescent wrench, pliers, and lockback knife are more useful without taking up considerably more space.
If you are serious about camping and are not a “go light” fanatic just get some actual utensils and actual dinnerware. An enameled cup or two serve as great containers for any camp meal from eggs to fireside cobbler.
I honestly thought this was something that just got dropped in the box by mistake before I read the little card that explains everything. No packaging, which is fine, but it was really not tied together at all.
However, this is actually something I might use. Fill a two-liter bottle—clean it first you degenerates—with cold water and spray yourself down after a long day hiking. With an attempt on a 14er coming up in a week or so I am going to pack the Simple Shower for when I make it back to the truck.
I now have two months or two boxes remaining on my gift subscription to Nomadik. Unless the company “comes strong” with something fairly compelling in the next two months I can see no reason to actually spend my heard earned money on an extension of the subscription.