Americans love hamburgers. Let me amend that because the world seems to love hamburgers. I have seen people—not just tourists, mind you—chowing down on hamburgers on at least three continents. However, the United States takes it to another level. The saying may be “as American as apple pie” but you could easily substitute a hamburger and no one would bat an eyelash.
That love of hamburgers has a big environmental impact. How big? Consider that it is estimated that Americans eat approximately 50 billion hamburgers per year or enough to circle the Earth 32 times if laid next to each other. That is a lot of meat in disc form.
Assuming that each hamburger patty is 4 ounces—the literal quarter pounder—that equates to 12.5 billion pounds of hamburger. Consider for a moment that one pound of beef represents an average of 1,800 gallons of water or close to 16 pounds of released carbon dioxide. That is a lot of impact, which still does not take into account factors like antibiotic resistance from feedlot operations, land use considerations, or just general animal welfare.
The odds that Americans would be willing to give up their hamburgers is low, so why not just have them give up the beef patty? Let’s be honest and consider that for a lot of people the patty is just a vehicle for the toppings and accoutrements. Just replace those beef patties with veggie burgers…
Oh yeah, most veggie burgers are wet cardboard masquerading as a viable alternative to an American favorite. No thanks. That sad patty may have been acceptable for Carl the guy from accounting who does not eat meat that Susie invited to the work function for some reason, but for the rest of the red blooded Americans in the backyard this is a no go.
Enter the start-ups, dreamers, and just plain ambitious people who think that there is way to enjoy something that is much more burger like without the stench of sadness that is a traditional veggie burger. I would love to tell you all about the much hyped Impossible Burger from Impossible Foods, but it has been impossible—sorry, I could not help myself—to find locally or in any of the places I have been on a trip recently. The reviews have been trickling in online for a while and it seems to hold a lot of promise. There is a location in Nebraska that I will pass by in four weeks that is supposed to have the item on the menu, so there is a chance.
Locally, I can find the other much hyped faux meat burger from Beyond Meat: the Beyond Burger. The concept behind this burger is that it is a “plant-based burger that looks, cooks, and tastes like a fresh beef burger.” Beyond Meat wants you to think of this as a direct analogue to regular ground beef patties so much that it had placed the patties in the meat cases of grocery stores rather than with the Tofurkey.
On a plate and ready for the grill these sure do look like a regular beef patty:
Off the grill and on a bun with all the fixings…I am not so sure. I think it comes down to expectations. This is, hands down, the best non-meat burger I have ever eaten. However, if I come at the evaluation purely from the viewpoint of an all-beef patty I am left underwhelmed. That is why I feel that this new generation of faux meat patties is potentially stuck in an uncanny valley. It’s better than any faux meat that has come before, but in coming so close to the real thing it falls considerably short in some way.
The Beyond Burger did grill like its animal protein cousin…kind of. It sizzled appropriately when introduced to the hot grill plates and there were even a few flare ups as combustible juices flowed down onto the heat shields. The patties developed an appealing crust and cooked in about the same amount of time as a dead cow patty.
Covered in some American cheese—the appropriate choice for melty nirvana—and the other typically American cornucopia of condiments—onion, ketchup, and mustard—resulted in a satisfying burger-esque experience. It was not a half pound of fresh ground Pat La Frida beef, but I did not expect it to be either. Upon further review I might change how I cooked the patties moving from an outdoor grill to a flattop.
The biggest downside of these patties? The packaging:
Hamburger buns come in packages of eight and I always make extra because leftover burgers are a lunch time staple in my house. Four plastic trays, four cardboard wrappers, and some trash plastic film is a little much. How about a sleeve of these bad boys available at Costco?
It appears that Beyond Meat is bullish on the future of its approach. The company recently announced a major expansion of its research capabilities.